英语搞笑句子？
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
英文搞笑短句？
If only I could fly. 要是我能飞就好了。
What horrible weather！ 这鬼天气！
Its no use complaining. 发牢骚没什么用。
Theres no laughing stem here. Its not a joke.这里没有笑梗,这不是笑话。——《小丑》
求英语句子搞笑歪解？
穿凿附会
chuān záo fù huì
[释义] 穿凿：硬要把讲不通的道理讲通；附会：把毫无关系的事硬拉在一起。指勉强生硬解释；把没有意义硬是说成有某种意义。
[语出] 宋·洪迈《容斋续笔》第二卷：“经典义理之说；最为无穷；以故解释传疏；自汉至今；不可概数；至有一字而数说者。……用是好知奇者；欲穿凿附会；固各有说云。”
[正音] 凿；不能读作“zuò”。
[辨形] 附；不能写作“付”。
[近义] 牵强附会
[反义] 融会贯通
[用法] 含贬义。一般作谓语、宾语、定语。
[结构] 联合式。
蹩脚英语搞笑句子？
I give you same colour see see！（我给你点颜色看看！）
“long time no see”（很久不见），
“Good good study，day day up”（好好学习，天天向上）。
we two who and who？（咱俩谁跟谁啊）
how are you ? how old are you?（怎么是你，怎么老是你？）
6．people hate big name,pig hate big fat.（人怕出名猪怕壮）
you me you me（彼此彼此）
You Give Me Stop!!（你给我站住！）
1know is know noknow is noknow（知之为知之，不知为不知…）
American Chinese not enough（美中不足）
