散装英语搞笑短句文案？
1、If you don’t drive good good, your mother and father cry cry
如果你开车不好好开，你的爸爸妈妈就要哭哭了！
2、youseesee you ,one day day , just know eat eat eat!
你看看你一天天，只知道吃吃吃
英语考试搞笑文案？
1、听力说太快，才开始听就结束，听力是纽约六环的鸟念的吗?我听力只能分辨出男女声!
2、朕高三为英语打下的江山呢?!
3、我四级过了……把瘾。
4、收卷的时候转头过来抄我选择的那个学妹，学长想告诉你，咱俩不是一套卷，而且学长已经是第三次考了。
搞笑的英文文案？
英文搞笑文案：
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing doing nothing.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just lost in my own thoughts.
