个性签名短句沙雕英文？
1) I just want someone who will understand me even when no words are spoken 我希望有一个人会懂我，即使我什么都没说。
2) Hate missing, and a ++ile and min 恨不知所踪，一笑而泯。
3) This is who I am Nobody said you had to like it 这就是我。没人说非要你喜欢。
4) The minute you think of giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long 在你想要放弃的那一刻，想想为什么当初坚持走到了这里。
5) The same love that makes me laugh also makes me cry 同一份爱既让我笑又让我哭。
6) If you know who I was, maybe you would forgive who I am 你如果认识从前的我，也许你会原谅现在的我。
7) Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none 爱所有人，信任少数人，不负任何人。
8) Don t wait The time will never be just right 不要再等待，现在就是行动的最佳时刻。
搞笑的英文文案？
英文搞笑文案：
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing doing nothing.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just lost in my own thoughts.
how old are you中文梗？
how（怎么）old（老的）are（是）you（你），即“怎么老是你”常见于一些评论区，有些网友抖机灵讲这句话翻译为怎么老是你，也算是某种中式英文，比较搞笑。
英文中的How old are you，在特定语境下，还真不是问你年龄有多大！让我们一起来看看吧~
How old are you是什么意思？
用感叹句形式说出 How old are you！带有嘲讽和讽刺，
意思是：瞧瞧你多大个人了，怎么还这么幼稚。
生活中，太懒惰，房间不打扫乱糟糟的。小伙伴们有没有被亲爸亲妈这么diss过呢？
例：How old are you！Can't you just clean the room?
瞧瞧你多大个人了。你就不能打扫下房间吗？
用How old are you 表示“嘲讽”时，还可以加上“act your age”，意思是别总孩子气，你得像个成年人（+++++）。
